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Four Lessons to Learn

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Four Lessons to Learn

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The   second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol – Dead

The second worm in cigarette smoke – Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup – Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil – Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation – “What did you learn from this demonstration?” …

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, “As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, You  won”t have worms!”