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The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting.<\/p>\n
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver’s window. The young man lowers his window.<\/p>\n
“Uh, yes, officer?”<\/p>\n
The cop says: “What are you doing?”<\/p>\n
The young man says: “Well, officer, I’m reading a magazine.”<\/p>\n
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: “And her, what is she doing?”<\/p>\n
The young man shrugs: “Sir, I believe she’s knitting a pullover sweater.”<\/p>\n
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in Lover’s lane … and nothing obscene is happening!<\/p>\n
The cop asks: “What’s your age, young man?”<\/p>\n
The young man says: “I’m 22, sir.”<\/p>\n
The cop asks: “And her what’s her age?”<\/p>\n
The young man looks at his watch and replies: “She’ll be 18 in 11 minutes.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"template":"","class_list":["post-1193","text-joke","type-text-joke","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/text-joke\/1193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/text-joke"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/text-joke"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}