A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots.<\/p>\n

He arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up he asks, “Why in the world are you walking around like this?”<\/p>\n

The cowboy says, ‘Well it’s like this Sheriff … I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her.<\/p>\n

So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt … So I did.<\/p>\n

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants…. So I did.<\/p>\n

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts … So I did.<\/p>\n

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, “Okay now go to town cowboy.”<\/p>\n

And here I am.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"template":"","class_list":["post-1200","text-joke","type-text-joke","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/text-joke\/1200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/text-joke"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/text-joke"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}