1st woman:<\/strong> Hi! Wanda.<\/p>\n

2nd woman:<\/strong> Hi! Sylvia. How’d you die?<\/p>\n

1st woman:<\/strong> I froze to death.<\/p>\n

2nd woman:<\/strong> How horrible!<\/p>\n

1st woman:<\/strong> It wasn’t so bad … After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?<\/p>\n

2nd woman:<\/strong> I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.<\/p>\n

1st woman:<\/strong> So, what happened?<\/p>\n

2nd woman:<\/strong> I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.<\/p>\n

1st woman:<\/strong> Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer … we’d both still be alive!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"template":"","class_list":["post-1201","text-joke","type-text-joke","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/text-joke\/1201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/text-joke"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/text-joke"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}