1) How long does it take a woman to clean the toilet?
\nWho cares, as long as dinner is on the table by 6.<\/p>\n

2) Why do women have small feet?
\nSo they can get closer to the sink.<\/p>\n

3) Pick the odd one out: a woman, a washing machine, a toaster and the garden hose?
\nThe toaster, the rest leak when you fuck them.<\/p>\n

4)Why did the woman cross the road?
\nThat’s not the point, why wasn’t she chained to the bed?<\/p>\n

5) Why can’t women get their drivers licences?
\nBecause there’s no road from the kitchen to the laundry.<\/p>\n

6) What do a woman and a condom have in common?
\nThey’re both either in your wallet or on your dick.<\/p>\n

7) What do you say to a woman who has two black eyes?
\nNothing, she has already been told twice.<\/p>\n

8) What is the difference between a ‘”Battery'” and a woman?
\nA battery has a positive side.<\/p>\n

9) What does a beer bottle and a guy have in common?
\nThere both empty from the neck up.<\/p>\n

10) What’s the best thing about a blow job?
\nTen minutes silence.<\/p>\n

11) Why do men have a hole in their penis?
\nSo they can get air to their brain.<\/p>\n

12) What’s a man’s idea of safe sex?
\nA padded headboard.<\/p>\n

13) How many men does it take to pop a pan of popcorn?
\nFour, one to hold the pan and 3 to shake to stove.<\/p>\n

14) What’s the definition of a woman?
\nA woman is a life support system for a vagina<\/p>\n

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