A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.<\/p>\n

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.<\/p>\n

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.<\/p>\n

She directs him down the correct aisle.<\/p>\n

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.<\/p>\n

She says, confused, “Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?”<\/p>\n

He answers, “You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and – she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it’s sooo-ooo–oo-ooo much cheaper.<\/p>\n

So, I figured, if I have to roll my own … so does she …”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"template":"","class_list":["post-1221","text-joke","type-text-joke","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/text-joke\/1221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/text-joke"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/text-joke"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}