{"id":1224,"date":"2023-02-04T17:12:22","date_gmt":"2023-02-04T21:12:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/?post_type=text-joke&#038;p=1224"},"modified":"2023-02-04T17:12:22","modified_gmt":"2023-02-04T21:12:22","slug":"who-does-what","status":"publish","type":"text-joke","link":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/text-joke\/who-does-what\/","title":{"rendered":"Who Does What"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.<\/p>\n<p>The wife said, &#8220;You should do it because you get up first,\u00a0 and then we don&#8217;t have to wait as long to get our coffee.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The husband said, &#8220;You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Wife replies, &#8220;No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Husband replies, &#8220;I can&#8217;t believe that, show me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says\u00a0 &#8230; &#8216;HEBREWS&#8217; &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"template":"","class_list":["post-1224","text-joke","type-text-joke","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/text-joke\/1224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/text-joke"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/text-joke"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}