A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.<\/p>\n

The wife said, “You should do it because you get up first,\u00a0 and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.”<\/p>\n

The husband said, “You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”<\/p>\n

Wife replies, “No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.”<\/p>\n

Husband replies, “I can’t believe that, show me.”<\/p>\n

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says\u00a0 … ‘HEBREWS’ …”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"template":"","class_list":["post-1224","text-joke","type-text-joke","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/text-joke\/1224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/text-joke"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/text-joke"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}