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The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.<\/p>\n
He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”<\/p>\n
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead”<\/p>\n
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.<\/p>\n
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