Little Johnny has waited all week to go to Dairy Queen …<\/p>\n
Mom promised and he can wear his holster with the double set of pistols.<\/p>\n
He’s all set, got his two gallon hat, boots …<\/p>\n
They go into the store, walk up to the counter.<\/p>\n
Susie asks Johnny what he would like.<\/p>\n
Susie tells him he looks cute with his cowboy getup on.<\/p>\n
He orders a chocolate sundae.<\/p>\n
He is asked if he would like cherries on top – Johnny says, “Yes” …<\/p>\n
“Would you like nuts with that?”, Susie asks …<\/p>\n
“Yup, sure would”, Johnny says …<\/p>\n
“Would you like your nuts crushed?”, Susie asks …<\/p>\n
Johnny thinks for a moment, furrows his brow and reaches for the pistols. He pulls them out and points them at Susie.<\/p>\n
“You want your tits shot off?”<\/p>\n
Little Johnny has waited all week to go to Dairy Queen …<\/p>\n
Mom promised and he can wear his holster with the double set of pistols.<\/p>\n
He’s all set, got his two gallon hat, boots …<\/p>\n
They go into the store, walk up to the counter.<\/p>\n
Susie asks Johnny what he would like.<\/p>\n
Susie tells him he looks cute with his cowboy getup on.<\/p>\n
He orders a chocolate sundae.<\/p>\n
He is asked if he would like cherries on top – Johnny says, “Yes” …<\/p>\n
“Would you like nuts with that?”, Susie asks …<\/p>\n
“Yup, sure would”, Johnny says …<\/p>\n
“Would you like your nuts crushed?”, Susie asks …<\/p>\n
Johnny thinks for a moment, furrows his brow and reaches for the pistols. He pulls them out and points them at Susie.<\/p>\n
“You want your tits shot off?”<\/p>\n
Little Johnny has waited all week to go to Dairy Queen …<\/p>\n
Mom promised and he can wear his holster with the double set of pistols.<\/p>\n
He’s all set, got his two gallon hat, boots …<\/p>\n
They go into the store, walk up to the counter.<\/p>\n
Susie asks Johnny what he would like.<\/p>\n
Susie tells him he looks cute with his cowboy getup on.<\/p>\n
He orders a chocolate sundae.<\/p>\n
He is asked if he would like cherries on top – Johnny says, “Yes” …<\/p>\n
“Would you like nuts with that?”, Susie asks …<\/p>\n
“Yup, sure would”, Johnny says …<\/p>\n
“Would you like your nuts crushed?”, Susie asks …<\/p>\n
Johnny thinks for a moment, furrows his brow and reaches for the pistols. He pulls them out and points them at Susie.<\/p>\n
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