ultimate-member domain was triggered too early. This is usually an indicator for some code in the plugin or theme running too early. Translations should be loaded at the init action or later. Please see Debugging in WordPress for more information. (This message was added in version 6.7.0.) in /home/gcjb2017/public_html/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114Little Johnny has waited all week to go to Dairy Queen …<\/p>\n
Mom promised and he can wear his holster with the double set of pistols.<\/p>\n
He’s all set, got his two gallon hat, boots …<\/p>\n
They go into the store, walk up to the counter.<\/p>\n
Susie asks Johnny what he would like.<\/p>\n
Susie tells him he looks cute with his cowboy getup on.<\/p>\n
He orders a chocolate sundae.<\/p>\n
He is asked if he would like cherries on top – Johnny says, “Yes” …<\/p>\n
“Would you like nuts with that?”, Susie asks …<\/p>\n
“Yup, sure would”, Johnny says …<\/p>\n
“Would you like your nuts crushed?”, Susie asks …<\/p>\n
Johnny thinks for a moment, furrows his brow and reaches for the pistols. He pulls them out and points them at Susie.<\/p>\n
“You want your tits shot off?”<\/p>\n
Little Johnny has waited all week to go to Dairy Queen …<\/p>\n
Mom promised and he can wear his holster with the double set of pistols.<\/p>\n
He’s all set, got his two gallon hat, boots …<\/p>\n
They go into the store, walk up to the counter.<\/p>\n
Susie asks Johnny what he would like.<\/p>\n
Susie tells him he looks cute with his cowboy getup on.<\/p>\n
He orders a chocolate sundae.<\/p>\n
He is asked if he would like cherries on top – Johnny says, “Yes” …<\/p>\n
“Would you like nuts with that?”, Susie asks …<\/p>\n
“Yup, sure would”, Johnny says …<\/p>\n
“Would you like your nuts crushed?”, Susie asks …<\/p>\n
Johnny thinks for a moment, furrows his brow and reaches for the pistols. He pulls them out and points them at Susie.<\/p>\n
“You want your tits shot off?”<\/p>\n
Little Johnny has waited all week to go to Dairy Queen …<\/p>\n
Mom promised and he can wear his holster with the double set of pistols.<\/p>\n
He’s all set, got his two gallon hat, boots …<\/p>\n
They go into the store, walk up to the counter.<\/p>\n
Susie asks Johnny what he would like.<\/p>\n
Susie tells him he looks cute with his cowboy getup on.<\/p>\n
He orders a chocolate sundae.<\/p>\n
He is asked if he would like cherries on top – Johnny says, “Yes” …<\/p>\n
“Would you like nuts with that?”, Susie asks …<\/p>\n
“Yup, sure would”, Johnny says …<\/p>\n
“Would you like your nuts crushed?”, Susie asks …<\/p>\n
Johnny thinks for a moment, furrows his brow and reaches for the pistols. He pulls them out and points them at Susie.<\/p>\n
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