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As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.<\/p>\n

I had a problem yesterday, so I called the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.<\/p>\n

He clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.<\/p>\n

As he was walking away, I called after him, “So, what was wrong?<\/p>\n

He replied, “It was an ID ten T error.”<\/p>\n

I didn”t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, “An, ID ten T error? What’s that? In case I need to fix it again.”<\/p>\n

He grinned\u00a0 … “Haven”t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?<\/p>\n

“No,” I replied.<\/p>\n

“Write it down,” he said, “and I think you’ll figure it out.”<\/p>\n

So I wrote down: ID10T<\/p>\n

I used to like the little shit.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"template":"","class_list":["post-1294","text-joke","type-text-joke","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/text-joke\/1294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/text-joke"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/text-joke"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}