She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the “T” shirt that she normally slept in.<\/p>\n

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”<\/p>\n

My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming, or this is going to be my lucky day!”<\/p>\n

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.<\/p>\n

Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.<\/p>\n

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked “What was that all about?”<\/p>\n

She explained, “The egg timer’s broken.”<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"template":"","class_list":["post-1295","text-joke","type-text-joke","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/text-joke\/1295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/text-joke"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/text-joke"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}