{"id":1295,"date":"2023-02-11T23:10:31","date_gmt":"2023-02-12T03:10:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/?post_type=text-joke&#038;p=1295"},"modified":"2023-02-11T23:10:31","modified_gmt":"2023-02-12T03:10:31","slug":"morning-sex","status":"publish","type":"text-joke","link":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/text-joke\/morning-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"Morning Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Segoe UI\">She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the &#8220;T&#8221; shirt that she normally slept in.<\/p>\n<p>As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, &#8220;You&#8217;ve got to make love to me this very moment!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My eyes lit up and I thought, &#8220;I am either still dreaming, or this is going to be my lucky day!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.<\/p>\n<p>Afterwards she said, &#8220;Thanks,&#8221; and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.<\/p>\n<p>Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked &#8220;What was that all about?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She explained, &#8220;The egg timer&#8217;s broken.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"template":"","class_list":["post-1295","text-joke","type-text-joke","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/text-joke\/1295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/text-joke"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/text-joke"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}