A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.<\/p>\n

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.<\/p>\n

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.<\/p>\n

The\u00a0\u00a0 second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.<\/p>\n

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.<\/p>\n

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.<\/p>\n

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:<\/p>\n

The first worm in alcohol – Dead<\/p>\n

The second worm in cigarette smoke – Dead<\/p>\n

Third worm in chocolate syrup – Dead<\/p>\n

Fourth worm in good clean soil – Alive.<\/p>\n

So the Minister asked the congregation – “What did you learn from this demonstration?” …<\/p>\n

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, “As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, You\u00a0 won”t have worms!”<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"template":"","class_list":["post-1296","text-joke","type-text-joke","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/text-joke\/1296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/text-joke"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/text-joke"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}