{"id":1297,"date":"2023-02-11T23:10:31","date_gmt":"2023-02-12T03:10:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/?post_type=text-joke&#038;p=1297"},"modified":"2023-02-11T23:10:31","modified_gmt":"2023-02-12T03:10:31","slug":"aging-ahhhhhh","status":"publish","type":"text-joke","link":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/text-joke\/aging-ahhhhhh\/","title":{"rendered":"Aging  &#8230;  Ahhhhhh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Segoe UI\">During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, &#8220;How do you determine whether\u00a0 or not an older person should be put in an old age home?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; he said, &#8220;we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person and tell them to empty the bathtub.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, I understand,&#8221; I said. &#8220;A normal person would use the bucket\u00a0 because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed\u00a0 near the window?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"template":"","class_list":["post-1297","text-joke","type-text-joke","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/text-joke\/1297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/text-joke"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/text-joke"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}