Little Susie was not the best student in catholic school.<\/p>\n

Usually she slept through the class.<\/p>\n

One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping.<\/p>\n

“Tell me Susie, who created the universe?”<\/p>\n

When Susie didn”t stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.<\/p>\n

“God Almighty!” shouted Susie.<\/p>\n

The Nun said, “Very good” and continued teaching her class.<\/p>\n

A little later the nun asked Susie, “Who is our Lord and Savior?”<\/p>\n

But Susie didn”t stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.<\/p>\n

“Jesus Christ!” shouted Susie.<\/p>\n

And the nun once again said, “Very good,” and Susie fell back asleep.<\/p>\n

The Nun asked her a third question … “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?”<\/p>\n

Again, Johnny came to the rescue.<\/p>\n

This time Susie jumped up and shouted, “If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!”<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"template":"","class_list":["post-1300","text-joke","type-text-joke","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/text-joke\/1300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/text-joke"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/text-joke"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}