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A very old man lay dying in his bed.<\/p>\n

In death’s doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the stairs.<\/p>\n

He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed.<\/p>\n

Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands.<\/p>\n

With laboured breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen.<\/p>\n

Were it not for death’s agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven.<\/p>\n

There, spread out up on newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favourite chocolate chip cookies …<\/p>\n

Was this heaven, or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?<\/p>\n

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table.<\/p>\n

The aged and withered hand, shaking, made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when he was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.<\/p>\n

“Stay out of those,” she said. “They’re for the funeral.”<\/span>
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