1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It’s called “Ministers Do More than Lay People”.<\/p>\n

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.<\/p>\n

3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.<\/p>\n

4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant Flash and it is gone.<\/p>\n

5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom.<\/p>\n

6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.<\/p>\n

7. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there’s shipping and handling, too.<\/p>\n

8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.<\/p>\n

9. My next house will have no kitchen just vending machines and a large trash can.<\/p>\n

10. A blonde said, “I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.”<\/p>\n

11. Definition of a teenager? God’s punishment … for enjoying sex.<\/p>\n

12. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way …<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"template":"","class_list":["post-1307","text-joke","type-text-joke","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/text-joke\/1307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/text-joke"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/text-joke"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/greatcanadianjokebook.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}