Were you born sometime between 1930 – 1979? THIS IS FOR ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930’s, 40’s, 50’s, 60’s and 70’s! Written by this old comedian – Mr. Jay Leno 1) First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. 2) They …
There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg, Florida Times. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on “How Would You Fix the Economy?” I think this guy nailed it! Dear Mr. President, “My Patriotic Retirement Plan” Please find below my suggestion for fixing America’s economy. Instead of giving …
I rear-ended a car this morning … the start of a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf! He looked up at me and said “I am NOT Happy!” So I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
Little Susie was not the best student in catholic school. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping. “Tell me Susie, who created the universe?” When Susie didn”t stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took …
