Finally a joke about Ontario that does not involve the losing Maple Leafs or the Sens! An Ontarian, a Prince Edward Islander and a Newfie all die and go to hell. While there, they spot a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it …
There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg, Florida Times. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on “How Would You Fix the Economy?” I think this guy nailed it! Dear Mr. President, “My Patriotic Retirement Plan” Please find below my suggestion for fixing America’s economy. Instead of giving …
Two farmers are in a field. First farmer points to a tree and says, “See that tree? That’s where I lost my virginity.” Second farmer says, “Yeah? Was it good?” First farmer says, “Yeah, till her mom showed up.” Second farmer says, “No way! What’d she say!” First farmer says, …
As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. He clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he …
