I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet. Rodney Dangerfield You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the …
Were you born sometime between 1930 – 1979? THIS IS FOR ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930’s, 40’s, 50’s, 60’s and 70’s! Written by this old comedian – Mr. Jay Leno 1) First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. 2) They …
Little Susie was not the best student in catholic school. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping. “Tell me Susie, who created the universe?” When Susie didn”t stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took …
Cash, check or charge? I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. “So, do you always carry your TV remote? I asked.” No, she replied, but my husband refused to …
