A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes …
1st woman: Hi! Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How’d you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn’t so bad … After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about …
Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of …
As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. He clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he …
