One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt, seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?” “It depends,” I replied. “What does it say on your shirt?” He yelled back, “University of Oklahoma .” And …
People born before 1946 were called The Silent Generation … People born between 1946 and 1964 are called The Baby Boomers … People born between 1965 and 1979 are called Generation X … And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called Generation Y … Why do we call the …
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the …
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet. Rodney Dangerfield You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the …
