As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. He clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he …
Little Johnny has waited all week to go to Dairy Queen … Mom promised and he can wear his holster with the double set of pistols. He’s all set, got his two gallon hat, boots … They go into the store, walk up to the counter. Susie asks Johnny what …
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, “I’m sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has …
A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time …” The wife responded, “Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me …” “God made me stupid so …
