ADULT – A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR – A place where women curl up and dye. CHICKENS – The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE – A body that …
Cash, check or charge? I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. “So, do you always carry your TV remote? I asked.” No, she replied, but my husband refused to …
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet wenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude”. With that, she strippedfrom the neck down, rolled …
1st woman: Hi! Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How’d you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn’t so bad … After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about …
