A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death’s doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the …
1) How long does it take a woman to clean the toilet? Who cares, as long as dinner is on the table by 6. 2) Why do women have small feet? So they can get closer to the sink. 3) Pick the odd one out: a woman, a washing machine, …
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately …
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet wenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude”. With that, she strippedfrom the neck down, rolled …
