Notice: Function _load_textdomain_just_in_time was called incorrectly. Translation loading for the ultimate-member domain was triggered too early. This is usually an indicator for some code in the plugin or theme running too early. Translations should be loaded at the init action or later. Please see Debugging in WordPress for more information. (This message was added in version 6.7.0.) in /home/gcjb2017/public_html/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114
Four Lessons to Learn – Great Canadian Joke Book
SINGULAR
AD SPACE LEFT

This is where one of two homepage ads will appear.

All ads will be display type ads.

Joke Title:

Four Lessons to Learn

Submitted By:

Date Submitted:

Four Lessons to Learn

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The   second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol – Dead

The second worm in cigarette smoke – Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup – Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil – Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation – “What did you learn from this demonstration?” …

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, “As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, You  won”t have worms!”