A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up he asks, “Why in …
ADULT – A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR – A place where women curl up and dye. CHICKENS – The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE – A body that …
As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. He clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he …
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the “T” shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!” My eyes …
