Cash, check or charge? I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. “So, do you always carry your TV remote? I asked.” No, she replied, but my husband refused to …
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the …
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day about – 30,000 to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men …” The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.” The husband said, “You are in charge of …
