A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the …
When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president’s secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle why he was so interested in talking to …
I rear-ended a car this morning … the start of a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf! He looked up at me and said “I am NOT Happy!” So I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby where he met the U.S. President. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, “You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America.” The President …
