A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, “I’m sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has …
1) How long does it take a woman to clean the toilet? Who cares, as long as dinner is on the table by 6. 2) Why do women have small feet? So they can get closer to the sink. 3) Pick the odd one out: a woman, a washing machine, …
I rear-ended a car this morning … the start of a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf! He looked up at me and said “I am NOT Happy!” So I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.” The husband said, “You are in charge of …
