A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, “I’m sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has …
ADULT – A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR – A place where women curl up and dye. CHICKENS – The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE – A body that …
When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president’s secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle why he was so interested in talking to …
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day about – 30,000 to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men …” The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”
