During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether  or not an older person should be put in an old age home?”

“Well,” he said, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person and tell them to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” I said. “A normal person would use the bucket  because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

“No” he said.

“A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed  near the window?”