Joke Title:
Aging … Ahhhhhh
Submitted By:
Wudman
Date Submitted:
02/01/2023
Aging … Ahhhhhh
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?”
“Well,” he said, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person and tell them to empty the bathtub.”
“Oh, I understand,” I said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”
“No” he said.
“A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”
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