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ADULT – A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR – A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS – The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE – A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST – Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST – Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF – Cold Storage.
INFLATION – Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO – An insect that makes you like flies better.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS – A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority.
RAISIN – A grape with a sunburn.
SECRET – A story you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON – A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE – The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW – One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN – An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES – Something other people have … similar to my character lines.
ADULT – A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR – A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS – The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE – A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST – Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST – Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF – Cold Storage.
INFLATION – Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO – An insect that makes you like flies better.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS – A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority.
RAISIN – A grape with a sunburn.
SECRET – A story you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON – A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE – The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW – One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN – An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES – Something other people have … similar to my character lines.