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Inner Peace

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Inner Peace

Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of rum, a package of Pringles, the rest of the cheesecake and a box a chocolates.

You have no idea how bloody good I feel right now!.