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Ontario in Heat

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Ontario in Heat

Finally a joke about Ontario that does not involve the losing Maple Leafs or the Sens!

An Ontarian, a Prince Edward Islander and a Newfie all die and go to hell.

While there, they spot a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back home to Earth.

The Islander asks to call Charlottetown and talks for 5 minutes. When he finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so the Islander writes him a cheque.

Next the Newfie calls St. John’s and talks for 30 minutes.

When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is 6 million dollars, so the Newfie writes him a cheque.

Finally the Ontarian gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call, and feel free to call Ontario anytime.

When the Newfie hears this, he goes ballistic, and asks the devil why the Ontarian got to call his home province free.

The devil replied, “Since McGuinty became premier of Ontario, the province has gone to hell, so naturally it’s a local call.”