Joke Title:
Women Power!
Submitted By:
Maura Less
Date Submitted:
02/03/2023
Women Power!
When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president’s secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private.
They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner.
Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle why he was so interested in talking to her.
She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her.
President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant”,
to which Michelle responded, “No, if I had married him, he would now be the President”.
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